Statistical Sampling Humorist Mugs

Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

Satis Factory Tour

Elephant and Castle

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Bar chart

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'...with a 38% chance that death do us part.'

Julius and Isabella Dufferburger, statistically average family with their 2.5 children.

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

Economic Errata

Pie company: 'Each slice of the pie represents slices of pie.'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

Room for Error

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

The Gallop

'Growing old gracefully ... But frantically trying to keep in step with the cost of living!'

Scatter Graph

"Hurry up love, or I'll have to put you down as one and a half!"

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."

Bar chart of unprecedented events

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"You're history, Leonard."