Statistical Dreamer Mugs

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Don Quixote

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'