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STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

Man with post it note

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"Pencil eraser."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"

'Hold me!'