Stationery Seeker Mugs

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Stationery Shop

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Biro Diversity

Man with post it note

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'