Station Selfie Star Mugs

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Selfie Stick

Giraffe Selfie

"I, TikTok."

The Selfie

The Modern Novel.

Shellfie

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little Known Moments In History

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Victorian Selfie

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Sistine Selfie

"Apple harvest."

"Influence this."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Modern Narcissism

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Selfie

Book Worm

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

tnl of lv

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Me when by BDD shows up