Selfie Savant Mugs

"You look skinner in your selfie."

The Selfie

Look at the Big Picture

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

"Better take another one -- I think I blinked."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Elfie Stick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Giraffe Selfie

"I, TikTok."

Selfie Stick

The Modern Novel.

Little Known Moments In History

Shellfie

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Victorian Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Sistine Selfie

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Apple harvest."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Giraffe Selfie

Selfie World

Crocodile Selfie