State Workers T-Shirts

Nest Egg

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

They're Not Just That Into It

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Why Cows Leave Home

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Time Out For Teddy

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Politicians are from Uranus.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Capital Tours

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.