State Department Worker T-Shirts

Dying Large in Iraq

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Capital Tours

Politicians are from Uranus.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"From this you make a living?"

social services cuts

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.