State Of The Union Address Pillows

State of the Union: 2014 Valentine's Fairness Act.

State of the Union: 'This is your Captain speaking...we are now flying at 23,000 feet....'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Inclusive speech

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Orchestra.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Dialogue

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'