Stat Tracker Pillows

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

'At bat is Brosnon. He's batting .279 and his product endorsement income is up 14% this year.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Which way up do you want it?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

NHS targets.

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Trump and Erdoğan

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Hipster Police Department

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

Poll Dancing