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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Setting up companies

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

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Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"