Startup Explorer T-Shirts

'How do you feel about working for a start up?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

The first car accident.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Your Future Home.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

' A new idea '

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Assertiveness

King Solomon's Pollster.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Space for Lease.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"