Starting Sports Training Mugs

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Perils of the double play.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Here we go again...'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Future Wrestler

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Steroids."

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

At spring training.

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."