Starting Nursing Career Pillows

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Fighting the Pandemic

Happy Birthday to you.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Give me your sick...

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

PERSONNEL, 'Do we have a health plan? Why -- Don't you feel well?'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

Health Care is in Trouble

Coronavirus

"Frank, is that you?"

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'