Starting A Nursing Career Pillows

"If you want a career in nursing it's probably a good idea not to post pictures of yourself as a drunk orangutan on social media..."

"Frank, is that you?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Keyworker

Dancing Doctor

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Fighting the Pandemic

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Happy Birthday to you.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'