Starting Mba Pillows

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The MBA Draft

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

Pajama Day 743

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Kardiff.

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Department of Nanotechnology

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Music Student