Graduating With An Mba Pillows

'I don't have to do this you know - I've got a masters in business administration.'

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

Guitarist

The MBA Draft

Dancing Doctor

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

His Master's Thesis.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Current location

Alexander Fleming

Warning: Math Ahead!

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

Give me your sick...

Doctor surrounded by notes.

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills