Finishing An Mba Pillows

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The MBA Draft

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

His Master's Thesis.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Odd Mortarboards.

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Monkey Business College

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"I totally meant to do that."

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Business Cliches

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'