Finishing An Mba Pillows

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The MBA Draft

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

His Master's Thesis.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Odd Mortarboards.

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Monkey Business College

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"I totally meant to do that."

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Business Cliches

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"Sit, sir. Harvard M.B.A. I speak business patois."