Starting Dorm Life Prints

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Student Food Pyramid

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Frat House Feng Shui

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'