Starting Dental School Pillows

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Dentist Training School.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"This is a teaching hospital."

Med School Mascots.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Anatomy.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Medical Student

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

Dentist Suction

'First, insure against doing harm.'

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."

"I wasn't murdered, Hamlet. I just came back to encourage you to go to medical school."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.