Dental Education Pillows

Dentist Training School.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Floss Street Vendor

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

"Aha—I hit a nerve."

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"