Starting An Animal Study Project Gifts

House cats touring the African safari.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

A day at the transgenic races

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

The life of penguins.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Monkey casino study.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."