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Safe sex.

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

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"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

First love.

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

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I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.