Starting A Restaurant Blog Prints

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"This is our soft opening."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'It's my favorite.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

American style Greek cafe.

'Cooking'

Local food for local consumption

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.