Starting A Property Development Project Mugs

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

' A good idea '

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Home Sweet Sign

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'The buildings are merging.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."