Land Developer Mugs

Highway project

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Gangster Real Estate

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"Sold his air rights."

'This is a nice place for a civil building.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Computer Bore

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."