Real Estate Developer Mugs

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Progress.

'Well what a coincidence! I was in property too!'

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

Country Living . . . Coming Soon: More City.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Flexi-space.'

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

'I'm looking over the new Green Belt options right now.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"...and to keep the project environmentally friendly, we'll be adding trail mix to the concrete mix."

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"Have they no shame?"

TRUMP

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

Greenbelt Development Coming Soon

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.