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Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

I didn't say being a successful plumber is about who you know. I said you need to have the right connections.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Radiator jazz player

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'