Starting A Pet Hotel Mugs

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

A dog at the bakery.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'll take this one."