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'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Airport Security.

A private jet takes off

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'He must be going economy!'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'The service was crap.'

'Welcome to America'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

Departure/Arrival

Fresh Seafood.

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'

Emigration towards alemania.

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

"You're so lucky – I can never sleep on planes."

Berated at the train station.

'Airport Check in' "Groping or non-groping"

Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies

Beverage Service "Distancing"

Seasoned Traveler

"...and over there, are the foothills of Misery Mountain."