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'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Airport Security.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

A private jet takes off

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'The service was crap.'

'Welcome to America'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

Fresh Seafood.

Departure/Arrival

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'

Emigration towards alemania.

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

Berated at the train station.

'Airport Check in' "Groping or non-groping"

"You're so lucky – I can never sleep on planes."

Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies

Seasoned Traveler