Starting A New Training Regimen T-Shirts

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Garlic Free Zone.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Yoga for beginners,

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'