
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'
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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
Where your mind & battle are los
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.
Butterfly Woman
'Let's not go by the book.'
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
Killer Executive Suits.
'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'
'I have this fear of the real world...'
'How fast can you hype?'
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
Carefree luggage.
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
Others will fight for you
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
Reach for the Star.
We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
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