Starting A New Job In Mental Health Prints

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Welcome to the Team

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Postwar is hell."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Window Treatment

Sigmund Freud.

Banana Split Personality

Fighting the Pandemic

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

X-ray Psychology.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'