Starting A New Job In Healthcare T-Shirts

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

What's this item, £60, medical expenses?

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

Day two at the ...Brain Transplant Institute

"Apparently in 'managed care,' you manage by yourself."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Welcome to the Team

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Dancing Doctor

"Surgery up here is free!"

Fighting the Pandemic

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Side effects may include....'

Give me your sick...

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

"I don't think a hospital video consultation requires 'motivation'."

Health Care is in Trouble

Coronavirus

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

'Well, it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

'I just need you to make notes on the chart, so that I know the patient is breathing and all.'