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'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Walking Luggage.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Brickie's Mate

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

The Modern Beaver Dam.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"No, I'm a transplant."

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."