Starting A New Job In Architecture Gifts

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Walking Luggage.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Brickie's Mate

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"No, I'm a transplant."

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."