Starting A New Company Mugs

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Selling lemon latt�

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Likes: $2.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Go! Means NOW!

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals