Starting A New Coaching Job Prints

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Killer Executive Suits.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Others will fight for you

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Carefree luggage.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Reach for the Star.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Pipe Dream.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

New Guy.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Make a lot of money."

Surfing the daily stress

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."