Starting A Music Career Mugs

"This is off our first TikTok."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Recording Studio

Guitarist

Baby Piano

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Violin Practise

Music Lessons

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Violin Player

Day one, post grad

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Your marriage to your job has just been annulled.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."