Starting A Music Career Mugs

"This is off our first TikTok."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Recording Studio

Cimafunk

Guitarist

Baby Piano

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Violin Practise

Music Lessons

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Day one, post grad

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Your marriage to your job has just been annulled.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."