Starting A Life Together T-Shirts

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Like death by salad.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

The Tunnel Of Love

Mythical Family of Four.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"So that's where you were last night."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Origins of a family tradition.

Dating the efficiency expert.

Set sail