Starting A Life Together T-Shirts

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Like death by salad.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

The Tunnel Of Love

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Mythical Family of Four.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"So that's where you were last night."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Dating the efficiency expert.

So … how did you two meet?