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'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Lawnmower

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Beware of God"

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Biker Lawn Mower