Starting A Lawn Care Business T-Shirts

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Beware of God"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"