Starting A Home Business T-Shirts

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'

'I love being my own boss!'

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

The Rubber Ball Company

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Likes: $2.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'