Starting A Fitness Journey Prints

Good intentions last a month on average

How can we improve our health?

Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

'Your first lesson is free.'

Fitness centre has man exhausted from filling in application form.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'You need more activity. Start with some light dusting of your exercise equipment.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Shape up

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

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'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'How much just to look like I'm in shape?'

'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'

'This is not an obscene call - I'm huffing and puffing because I'm out of breath!'

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Exercise Bars

'One size fits all, my butt!'

Jogging...

Cup half full

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Guy in gym

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"