Starting A Fitness Journey Mugs

Good intentions last a month on average

How can we improve our health?

Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Fitness centre has man exhausted from filling in application form.

'Your first lesson is free.'

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Shape up

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'You need more activity. Start with some light dusting of your exercise equipment.'

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'

'How much just to look like I'm in shape?'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

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'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Exercise Bars

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

'One size fits all, my butt!'

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

Jogging...

'This is not an obscene call - I'm huffing and puffing because I'm out of breath!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"This year I'm getting in shape."

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

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