Starting A Fashion Career Prints

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Little Princess.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Western Outfitters.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Trendies, INC

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Fashion Nursery School

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

The New Business Power Suit

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."