Future Fashion Guru Prints

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

Little Princess.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."