Starting A Boutique Mugs

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Important Food Groups

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Books / Coffee table books

Western Outfitters.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

'You must have something in my size?'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."