Starting A Blog Or Media Project Pillows

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Empty box of ideas

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

Likes: $2.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Teamwork!

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Bright Idea

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Snoopy with Laptop

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Now what?'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.