Starting A Babysitting Job Mugs

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

Changing the baby.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."