Start-up Dreamers Mugs

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

'I know a lot of people start their businesses in a garage, but this is a parking garage.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

The toothfairy

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Buy my data $20"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Your start-up team

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"